It isn’t hard to get a date in London, but it is hard to get a good date. You might think I’m just saying that because I’m in the dating industry but even when I’m trying to set up my girlfriends with handsome, successful guys I have a hard time, and trust me my girlfriends are hot!
Escort agencies in London spend hours and hours every day scouring Europe for the most beautiful women it has to offer and escort agencies have resources that you and I could only dream of. So what does a girl like me do when she wants to find a date for her friend? Well after this week I know that Selfridges is no place to start.
Escort agencies in London are usually based in the centre of town. Central London is like a rainforest when it comes to potential dates, they’re hidden under rocks and behind trees, they come in all shapes and sizes and capturing them can be an expedition of epic proportions. When I decided to help my dear friend Lucy out and hunt down the perfect man for her I was convinced we’d need nothing more than our charming personalities and a little time and soon we’d be scooping up dates like a butterfly net. We chose to start at Selfridges because we wanted to meet men with style, we envisaged ourselves browsing in the menswear department and coming home with Mr Wonderful. Well let me tell you this: Mr Wonderful sends his secretary to buy his boxers and everyone other guy in the menswear department is gay.
Our day was a complete waste of time and as I squeezed myself into a stunning leather bodice later that night I thought about the date I was about to meet and how easy it was for him to simply ring up his favourite escort agency in London and choose a beautiful woman to spend the night with.
Trust me guys, make the best of the London escort agencies, you don’t know how lucky you are!
