“How is your Spanish coming along?” my friend asked me the other day, updating me on the progress of her own New Year resolutions, most of which have fallen by the wayside.
As you, dear reader, might recall, I thought learning to speak Spanish would be a real boost to me – both as something new to learn and also as a help for my career. After all, I do meet a lot of Spanish and South American men who often visit incall escorts whilst in London.
“Pretty well,” I smirked. I started my Spanish lessons in the conventional way. I signed up for evening lessons and I bought some books – Easy Spanish, that kind of thing. I had managed a few useful phrases, such as saying what my name is, asking the price of something and being able to order food and drink. But I hadn’t really progressed terribly well.
Then, I did get a booking – and this time from a man looking for outcall escorts. He was holed up in one of London’s top hotels and he was a very attractive Spaniard indeed. He asked if I spoke Spanish and I replied, “un poco”, so to help me along he said he could teach me some vocabulary. He pointed to my feet and named the Spanish word for feet. Then he stroked my thighs and told me the word for legs. To help me remember, he made me repeat every word and as I did, he kissed the corresponding body part.
By the time we had reached my throat, my understanding of the Spanish language had come on in leaps and bounds. Needless to say, he taught me a few other phrases too which echoed what we were doing in the hotel room.
If you want to learn a new language, I’d definitely recommend this way of learning. It beats evening classes any day…
