Do you have anything planned for Easter? It is one of my favourite holidays of the year – mainly because it it is the first holiday of the year after New Year and everyone welcomes it with joy in their heart, even London escorts.
Aside from stories about chocolate (and I have a lot of very messy stories which involve chocolate body paint and tongues which lap it up), I do have another Easter-related story to share with you dear readers…
It concerns the Easter bunny. Now as you will know, Hugh Heffner has a thing about bunnies and getting women to dress up as them. One particular client – let’s call him Eric – loved the Playgirl bunnies so he arrived at my apartment some years ago with a bunny girl outfit and a request that I put it on.
Well, the customer is always right I think you will agree and we escorts in London aim to please so I donned the bunny costume and paraded it in front of him. His eyes were out like stalks.
“This is like all my Christmases come at once,” he said, his hand kept straying to my bunny tail. I pointed out that it was more like Easters all come at once, seeing as I was dressed as a bunny after all and it was March.
“Can I ask another favour?” he said. I nodded seeing as so far, granting him his favours had proved really easy.
“Look, some of my mates are in town too. Can I show them what you look like?”
“Looking is all there will be to it,” I said and he nodded fervently. “Oh you bet. I want you all to myself.”
Thirty minutes later, his three friends trooped in. Their reaction to me in the bunny outfit was the same as Eric’s. He let them stay in the room for five minutes and then hurried them out as quickly as he could. The Easter bunny was now for his private pleasure only.