Hey Happy New Year everyone. I hope you had a blast over Christmas and New Year.
Did you make any New Year resolutions? Remember that using a London Escort Agency actually counts as a great resolution to make. Do you doubt me? Book me and you get a great work-out. Book me and I will take your mind off cigarettes and alcohol, if you have resolved to give them the heave ho as your New Year resolution.
Book me and I might stop you starting that affair with your colleague, the one that has been bubbling under the surface for a while and which would really threaten your marriage.
As you can see, using London Escort Agencies is a great New Year resolution to make. I’ll keep you healthy, happy and content. I’ll come to you, or you can come to me. I can do parties, dates and corporate events too, if that is what the client seeks. What more could you ask?
I’ve made some New Year resolutions myself. I don’t need to lose any weight and I don’t need to give up smoking, as I’ve never smoked (well, only once or twice for a client who had a thing about women using cigarette holders), but I do want to learn a foreign language.
London Escort Agencies attract clients from all over the world (and all over the UK for that matter). Most of our clients have a good grasp of English, but from time to time, I work with clients whose grasp of the language is rudimentary. It’s OK we get by with sign language. The language of love is pretty universal after all, but it would be nice to speak, say Spanish for example. I’ve also had a lot of clients of late from Japan, and I think Japanese would be an advantage.
I think Spanish might be easier to learn though, so I’m sticking with that for the moment. “¿Hola guapo, te gustaria probar los encantos de una dama inglesa?”
